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73 Of The Best Jokes Ever Not happy. 2. a priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. the rabbit says, “i believe that i am a type o.”. 3. you know, there’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. 4. i’ll never forget my dad’s face when i gave him his 50th birthday card, tears in his eyes, as he said to me, ‘one. This was voted one of the best jokes of all time in a 2010 reader’s digest jokes contest: a priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. so they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. later they get together. the priest begins: “when i found the bear, i read to him from the catechism and. 27. you can’t believe everything you hear—but you can repeat it. 28. there’s a lot to be said in his favor, but it’s not nearly as interesting. 29. they’ve been treating me like one of. 200 short jokes that are funny. 1. what do kids play when their mom is using the phone? bored games. 2. what do you call an ant who fights crime? a vigilante!.
73 Of The Best Jokes Ever Page 4 Of 8 27. you can’t believe everything you hear—but you can repeat it. 28. there’s a lot to be said in his favor, but it’s not nearly as interesting. 29. they’ve been treating me like one of. 200 short jokes that are funny. 1. what do kids play when their mom is using the phone? bored games. 2. what do you call an ant who fights crime? a vigilante!. Go to the moo vies. • what do cows say when they hear a bad joke? “i am not amoosed.”. • why do french people eat snails? they don’t like fast food. • why did the golfer wear two pairs. 15. advertisement. a one liner, also known as a punchline in some cases, is a truly remarkable form of a joke. first of all, it is so short that by telling it, you’ll never miss the ‘magical moment’ and will always leave your audience amused (that is if you’ve calculated your timing perfectly). hence, if you are looking for a comedic.
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